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get to know me meme → [3/5] sad scenes

"I’m truly glad to have met you! I’m truly glad to have fallen in love with you. Thank you so very much!"

(Source: takumiusuis)

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

(Source: fulbruh)

elkian:

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

JUST A LIVELY NOODLE

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

(Source: maliatastes)

boy:
shit baby you're so wet already
girl:
that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

i have literaLLY HAD HICCUPS FOR THE PAST FIVE MINUTES

Orange Is The New Black meme | [1/8] inmates
↳ Miss Claudette

I tried to get the pit out of my nectarine and it split in half????

I tried to get the pit out of my nectarine and it split in half????

(Source: kuojaku)

curiously-chamomile-queer:

blckhrt141:

overland-frost:

You’re much stronger than you think you are

I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.

This makes me love Superman even more.

I prefer Michael Straczynski take on a similar scene

Superman: A being capable of moving the heavens and Earth itself, will always take the time to let you just how important you really are

(Source: reyesrobbies)

Basically DMMD Kiss Scene

speedohglasses:

people who’ve never played dmmd:

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people that played dmmd:

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starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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see the thing with me and exercise is that afterwards I have two reactions

1. HELL YEAH LET’S DO IT AGAIN I’M SO PUMPED RN

2. i need to go lay the fuck down

and they’re always at the same time 

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(Source: itssexualhour)